Friday, 19 May 2017

The final countdown...


Whilst I have been quietly SO excited about my final chemo session (like a child before Christmas, yet far more controlled), I have also been filled with great anxiety.

Naturally I’ve been desperate to get the final 12th session underway and over. Desperate to collect my 12th fox. Desperate to look forwards to the future without the chemo schedule dictating my every move. Yet subconsciously I’ve also felt the weight of expectation, mine and others. Positive plans for holiday and celebration have felt a little like pressure.

Don’t ask me why, but I have therefore been paranoid about my blood results being ok.

Perhaps it was self-fulfilling prophecy, but my concerns about the state of my blood proved well founded. Personally, I was bothered about platelets, those little transparent discs that knit you together and coagulate when you cut yourself. Not hitherto an issue, but I’d noticed that I bruise very easily these days.

I look a little bit like a technicolour Dalmatian when I face the mirror. Pallid winter-white skin dotted with brown, amber, purple and green spots of varying size. Yet I have no recollection of any major knocks or even minor bumps that might have caused such markings.

Clearly no sane adult makes a habit of injuring themselves, but a careless slip with the knife chopping carrots, a hasty swipe with a razor blade over the knee and a rushed attempt to move hefty wooden chairs have all caused minor blood wounds in recent days. Such incidents would normally be trifling. Largely negligible on the pain scale, yet the bleeding has seemed a little excessive and unstoppable. Perhaps an indication of those pesky platelets going missing?

As my traditional Chemo Wednesday dawned, armed psychologically with all my usual talismans of fortitude: WonderWoman pants, unicorn socks…and (a new addition) of foxy leggings, I was greeted with the news of ‘low platelets.’ With the possibility that repeat bloods might show an increase between Tuesday evening and Wedneday morning I waited in hope.

It was not to be. Everything had gone down.

Neutrophils and platelets both now AWOL. Clutching at straws I tried a third set of bloods from my arm this time, not my Hickman line. As I sat there praying and begging to be allowed my chemo, I knew in my heart that it was game over for the day. Neutropenia and therefore a total absence of infection-fighting cells is not a fit state for the ingestion of toxic drugs.

Totally gutted and tearful I was sent home, armed with two delightful GCSF injections (of which I have previously written) and a prescription to rest, eat and do nothing until Friday when we would try again.

I mentioned Friday to very few people. A little like the tendency not to publicise the date of rescheduled exam or a driving test, having failed once, or twice previously.

In the interim I focused on meditation, sleep, relaxing reiki…and eating delicious cake...and slightly less delicious, but arguably more nutritious, smoothies and juices.

Friday dawned, and unadorned with my lucky pants and socks I faced the Chemo Day Centre again. 

I truly felt like all the staff were rooting for me, spurring my confidence. Blood sent off they prepared my chemo, completed the standard toxicity questionnaire: How sick have you been? Any pain? Any ulcers? Extent of your neuropathy and tingling? Etc.  All clear and weight ok (thanks to my cake diet) I was left to wait.

It turned out the vitally important Full Blood Count (FBC) was passable. Platelets still low, (but my lovely consultant had cleared me to go ahead at a greatly reduced level). White blood cells and neutrophils astonishingly through the ceiling thank to nasty injections.

For reference, a normal adult sits between a count of 2-8, chemo patients need to be above 1 to go ahead. Mine were a whopping 26.4

This result briefly made me feel like the infection-fighting alter-ego of WonderWoman, capable of

forcefully repelling any threatening viruses that languish in my kids and the near vicinity with lazer beams, ‘Kapow’ speech bubbles and flying leaps. (Although sadly chemotherapy means this elevated level won’t last).

Unfortunately, I then had to wait a further 2 hours for the rest of the blood results; U&Es, LFTs, etc. A tedious wait to tick the box, but everything was ready and waiting so I felt reassured that all would proceed.

This time my ‘final countdown’ felt less like the famous TV Progamme, under pressure from the likes of Carol Vorderman, Richard Whiteley and Des O’Connor to solve tricksy letter and number conundrums. 

This final wait was more akin to the anticipation of skiing down to the infamous Moosewirt bar on the slopes of St. Anton in time to catch their kick off at 3pm.

For those that haven’t experience this life-affirming pleasure, let me fill you in. 

Partying officially starts at 3pm when speakers across the mountain blare out Europe’s hit ‘The FINAL COUNTDOWN’ (I’m sure you know the one, feel free to click and refresh your memory). 

Like a homing call for pigeons, skiiers rally to the cry to discard skis and poles and hasten to the large wooden cabin and sundeck. There, plied with liquor by broad Austrian giants who shoulder one, often 2 filled with enormous beer steins 20 deep, interspersed by accompanying shots of schnapps and Jaegermeister to fuel the revellers’ progression to boisterous, clunky, exuberant dancing in ski boots on precarious picnic tables. 

Rather a more jubilant and euphoric countdown experience.

Back in the chemo centre finally, the green light was given, screen box ticked and I was off. I went from euphoric high and relief, to chemo slump in a few short hours, but all of this is infinitely preferable to another postponement.

So the final leg of this round of chemo is underway. My bear-self is feeling woozy, but perhaps less so than normal, lifted by a further dose reduction and by the psychological release of seeing the finish line not just in the distance, but in clear focus. 

I envisage a large inflatable arch with the word ‘FINISH’ on it, like the running and triathlon events of my former life, a plastic tape waiting for me to burst through, exhausted but victorious. I hold these photo of me completing the inaugural Masai Mara half marathon in my mind.


Such a vision will doubtless make the real conclusion, having my pump disconnected by a nurse in a couple of days a little anticlimactic, but I doubt I’ll care.

So with joy in my heart and a final dose of toxic champagne in my veins I am off to rest, and am looking forward to the tastier variety of fizz in the not too distant future.

I know that this is not the end of the road. 

There are most tests to follow, potentially more mountains to climb, surgeries and treatments to endure. But there is no point considering any of this now. The present prevails in my mind and my immediate future.

When my pump is off and my line removed I am free for a whole six weeks. Six whole weeks before anything else medical is scheduled. What a wondrous gift after 8 months of being shackled to my treatment regime and the hospital!

I feel blessed and fortunate to be offered this period of time, and I intend to make the most of it. Any and all suggestions of how I should make the most of each and every day will be greatly welcomed?

I look forward to finally being able to say ‘Yes’ to invitations and fun, and ‘Thank you’ to the myriad of people who have psychologically and physically carried me at times during recent months.

In case you felt that one reference to 80’s pop with not enough for this blogpost, let me confess that at various points in recent months I have had the Bette Midler classic ‘Wind beneath my wings’ playing in my head. For the love and support of others has indeed felt like the wind beneath my wings at times when I was too tired and dejected to fly.

So to all of you that have been there for me, in whatever capacity, this is for you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jorJh8DTMVM

Sunday, 30 April 2017

The perils of daring to dream


In recent weeks, I have been making a mental list of the many things I am grateful for. As my latest
blogs have been largely conflicted and dark, I have been feeling the need to inject some levity into my writing. Yet every time I have tried putting pen to paper, something has happened to render me less grateful. Or maybe not ‘less grateful,’ simply distracted. That experience of the world closing in again.

It a cruel process, the expansion and collapse of my world. Just when I dare to dream about the end of the chemotherapy and the future, something happens to remind me that these remaining weeks, and indeed the period beyond will be fraught with challenges.

This last week, on the back of a wonderful, relaxing night away with my husband, (child-free thanks to the generosity of amazing friends), I felt rested and eager to spend a lovely family-focused Sunday with my children prior to Chemo Cycle 11. Everything started well with civilised wake-up times, stories in the family bed and an impromptu fashion show of my latest acquisitions (Don’t judge me!).

In short, the mischievous imp of vanity has been nagging me about a forthcoming holiday we have dared to plan. It keeps whispering the word ‘bikini’ in my ear as a pessimistic taunt regarding less appropriate beachwear for my post-operative, stoma-enhanced abdomen. Last week I duly silenced that voice by ordering a veritable treasure trove of swimsuits and high-waisted bikinis. Effective at concealing my colostomy bag…AND unexpectedly on trend and therefore readily available. (On trend is a rarity for me).

But only minutes after breakfast everything went wrong.

My gut went into intense spasms. Visceral pain ensued as I doubled up in agony in the floor, trying desperately to shield the children from my panic-stricken state. My mind lurched back to October 2016 and the beginning of all of this. Acute, stabbing, bilateral, rhythmic contractions, reminiscent of labour. Deep pain that leaves you moaning like an injured animal.

I was in little doubt that this was ‘serious’ and within minutes the kids were offloaded and I was back in hospital, assigned to the Surgical Assessment Unit, whose very name inspires awe and terror in any who have ever undergone major surgery.

It’s been a very long and terrifying week for me and for my nearest and dearest. Any medical conversation that features the words ‘disease recurrence,’ ‘surgery,’ and ‘bowel obstruction’ interspersed with barely audible adjectives like ‘potential’ and conjunctions like ‘if’ and ‘but’ is a bad week.

Recent days have been filled with intermittent pain, fear, boredom and the odd, rare, wonderful moment of levity and joy with friends.

Things I have learnt include the following:
-      That being ‘nil by mouth’ for four days is a genuine and effective medical treatment for resolving bowel obstructions. (It has also, incidentally, been a key factor in deciding whether to return size 10 or size 12 bikini bottoms following my aforementioned swimwear retail frenzy). Having mere saline dripped slowly into your veins, whilst watching those around you chow down on macaroni cheese is like torture. The experience makes hospital food smell delicious. After four days of fasting, hospital jelly was received like nectar from the Gods, with Rice Krispies an exquisite treat the following day. It makes the 5:2 diet seem like child’s play. I should stress that this enforced starvation allows the digestive system to rest, decompress and, astoundingly to resolve obstructions. I am hugely grateful for it, but I also feel liking printing and wearing a sweatshirt with the slogan ‘Cancer stole my butt’ on it, as my bottom appears to have vanished along with various other fatty deposits common to my gender.

-       That even when your stomach feels empty, it never is. Who outside the medical profession knew that you literally can vomit up litres of bile for days and days after not eating? Or that bile looks exactly like someone dredged up an algae-infested pond buried deep in your guts? Dark green with floating algae specks, although thankfully no tadpoles. I suspect they must have been killed by the acidity? I also suspect that I will never eat seaweed again.


-       That having an NG tube (Nasogastric) sucks. With no pain relief, they push a long plastic tube up your nose, past the eye socket, down the throat and into your stomach. Then it sits there for days filtering out the ‘pond water’ and waggling in your throat with every inhalation of air. On the flipside, it also makes for an interesting game for bored, semi-delirious visitors. Did I look more like an exotic hummingbird, an elephant or (my personal favourite) an anteater?

I could, and probably should, go on about the positive aspects of the immense institution within which I was treated. The diligent NHS nurses forever chasing doctors for alternative pain control options. The repeated scanning and jabbing to diagnose and alleviate my suffering. The stoicism and solidarity amongst ward-mates, united by colorectal woes and by shared pain…but I suspect I’ve given you enough of a flavour of the past week.

It was grim.

I feel tremendously fortunate that a week on from my admission, order seems to have been restored to my digestive tract. Perhaps not permanently, but the chance to be at home with my family, pain-free and indeed scheduled to return and complete my chemotherapy feels like a lucky break compared to some of the alternatives that were muted at various points during my ordeal.

To return to, and extend, my ‘bear going over the mountain metaphor I feel this latest episode was particularly cruel. A week ago I genuinely felt like with two chemotherapy sessions left and ten behind me, I was nearly there. I could see the light at the end of the tunnel. The end was so close I could see it in my mind. I was daring to see beyond the confines of those last two periods of hibernation to potential freedom beyond.

My bear was gambolling down the sunlit mountainside, staring only the horizon and dreaming of salmon fishing on the rivers and plains below. Yet I was so caught up in daydreams I forgot to look down at the path immediately in front of me. Perhaps it equates to falling into a deep pit? Or a mini avalanche burying my bear alter-ego in rubble? Or getting my paw caught in a snare? This latest episode totally blindsided me as I didn’t see it coming. A huge mental and physical blow, crushing hope and calling into question all those fragile dreams and plans I was beginning to make.

Perhaps I could never have foreseen this latest turn of events? Perhaps it is simply that life will always have the capacity to surprise and to shock? It can bring pleasure or pain and such events simply serve to remind you that sometimes you have no control over what comes next. A further prompt about living in the present, making the most of each and every day, and focusing on joy.

Luckily for me I have once again been blessed in my circumstances. True humanity has come to the fore again in the form of family and friends, trained medical staff and a whole community of virtual and physical support that has metaphorically pulled me from the deep pit, dusted me off and nursed me back to health. I left hospital a weakened and chastened bear. A few more scars, a little more wisdom, but nonetheless ready to fight another day.

And so onwards again to those last two chemotherapy sessions. Ever onwards towards the light.

Still positive. Yet more cautious than previously.

I have been warned by many who have trodden this path before me that I am unlikely to ever enjoy full, carefree liberty like I used to. For the shadow of recurrence will always lurk in the mind of any who have been through cancer personally or with a loved one.


But perhaps with time the shadow will recede, sometimes forgotten temporarily. So, I will look forward to such moments with great excitement, and in the meantime will cherish each and every moment of levity that comes my way on the road ahead.

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